I’m back from a brief reprieve with a recent discovery–
It’s a Goodreads for movies: you can keep an archive of the movies that you have seen and review them if you want. You fill in 1-5 stars, and write a review if you want.
AND NOW, for the best part: you can be a model citizen and include a warning that there are spoilers! Simply check a box at the end of the form and consider us warned.
This site has my utmost respect. How could it not? It truly appreciates the movie-going experience.
There is such a large movie data base that there are some very bizarre entries. Take, for example a list of “Nunsploitation Films.” Who would have thought that such a fine genre actually exists! (Looks like lots of murderous nuns, with some kinky ones in the mix.)
Here’s a cult movie I found–check out the description, which was in a review:
“Kate is a well-to-do housewife who gets kidnapped by a clan of conservatively dressed vampires who imprison her on their futuristic human cattle farm somewhere in Australia, but they don’t want to drain her [because] Kate is the descendant of an especially regal bloodsucker and the clan wants her to join them, and perhaps even lead them.”
Go on over and create an account. I need some friends to join me!